I am totally not up watching a Disney documentary on Youtube.
And I totally believe that..
Did you forget that I’m a girl? I win, always. I’ve been good, how about you?
Alright, only because I’m nice today we can say it’s a tie. I’m older and you’re a girl, done. I kinda missed you, how’s Swag? Tell her her favorite uncle ever says hi. I’ve been good, learning to do this dad thing but I’m getting there.
For his age, he’s definitely really smart. He’s supposed to have the mentality of a new born because of how premature he is. It’s supposed to mean that he can’t talk so your argument is invalid.
Psh, whatever. Fact is that AJ gets me and I get him. And Jbells thinks we’re two idiots. And she likes laying on my chest, that’s a nice thing we learned today.
My blood is made of gold, so I doubt we have the same blood.
I really, really doubt your blood is made of gold but if you say so, mine is too. Like it or not, sis, we share the same DNA and I’m older which means I always win so shhh. How’ve you been?
I meant the being hot thing. You just like it when I come home looking like a chola. AJ is a month old, I don’t think he’s the one doing the talking, Mr. Hummel-Anderson.
Ha, I don’t know, probably. AJ might be a month old but he’s a smart ass fucker and — hey! What’s that supposed to mean? He’s a stud, we all know it.
Then I’ll change my last name so that I’m not related to you anymore.
You’ll still have the same blood as me rushing through your veins, so do whatever you feel like.
Well, Baby America is very healthy and growing at a great pace. I cannot wait to hold the precious little one; even though I still have about 6 months to go.
Baby America sounds so freaking good. Like a tiny superhero.